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2014

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

In conclusion, In conclusion is my new favorite expression.

It’s time to get drunk, then to find some unsuspecting girl on her period by her tampon string sticking out of her skirt, to mess up the white linens at the motel to make them look like there’s been a horrible crime committed…Or maybe, i’ll just eat my feelings…

In conclusion, no matter what I do, I’ll be drunk.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Joan Rivers Almost Died
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Things That Bounce
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Nina Agdal Modeling Lingerie
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Siblings Arrested for Church Lot Sex Inspired By the Notebook
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People Curled Up Asleep With Pizza
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Beyonce’s Dad Says Jay Z and Divorce was to Sell Tickets – Obviously.
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Lady Gaga Slutty Pics
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Amber Heard Is Topless For Some Bullshit
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The Jenner Sisters Get Wet Yo
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Jessica Alba is Worth a Billion
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Sexiest Gifs from the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Hottest Shania Twain Pictures = Are You Fucking Kidding me
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SLut of the Day
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Glamour Model Trick Does the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Cheryl Cole has a Stupid Fucking Name
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Jennifer Aniston in a Black Dress
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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples
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LeAnn Rimes Made a Rape Joke
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Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert Singing Together 20 Years Ago…
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Pussy Upskirt of the Day
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Jillian Rose Reed in Silly Bikini Bottoms
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Christopher Robbins is Dark
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Alessandra Ambrosio Slutty for some Bullshit
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Michea Crawford’s Lingerie Party
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Al Pacino’s Young Piece
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GIrls Not Wearing Bras
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Katy Perry In Concert
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Beiber Compares Himself to Princess Di
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Lingerie Football Player Punches Coach
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Sluts on Instagram
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Zoo Party
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WATVH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Road Rage Russian Style
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Pale and Amazing
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Find Old Girls to Fuck
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I Hate Wine Bottles in Vaginas
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Big Stupid Tits…
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Interesting Throat Fuck
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Chick Who Strips in the Shower
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17 Face Tattoos That Scream College GRaduate
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Aug

Halle Berry Crotch Shot of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this Halle Berry snatch picture was 10 years ago, pre children, without what looks like a gunt spilling over her upper thigh and most importantly without what looks like ancient weathered webbed fingers….it’s scary…

It’s not the kind of pie I want to eat, but it is the kind of pie that fellow montrealer ate, and now never has to work again in his life, so it’s the kind of pie you should eat.

I don’t care that she’s whiter than black, marketed as accessible black, none of that matters, when short shorts are involved…

In Conclusion, I will always look at vaginas through the crotch of a short, when given the opportunity, because I am an opportunist.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Halle Berry

2014

28

Aug

Emma Stone Has a Stupid Wonky face of the Day

I hate Emma Stone. She’s got some kind of wonky stupid face that doesn’t belong in movies, or even working the checkout at the grocery store. It’s like put this bitch in the back room, she sucks…

But for some reason, everyone cares, and I assume it is because she’s connected or rich. People find her hot and amazing, but those people are clearly misguided and just swept up into the hype that is comic book nerd.

Sites are celebrating her BOB haircut, that allows more focus on flawed face, that thanks to some scam is getting paid alot and cast a lot.

In conclusion, hollywood is a fucking scam and not hot enough girls are treated like hot enough girls…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emma Stone

2014

28

Aug

Selena Gomez Lesbian Instagram for Attention of the Day

Everyone is a fucking lebsian these days. Even Selena and Vanessa Hudgnsn. It’s good for business.

I have my own theories, like the hormones in the food, the exposure to porn, the fact that girls mainly masturbate to lesbian porn, the open mindedness and acceptance of the homo lifestyle, the cool factor, the shock value, the marketability, the “we’re so liberal”…bullshit that when I was younger still existed, but was mainly for male attention in night clubs and not for male attention on social media…

In conclusion, Selena Gomez gets the system, plays the system and works the system…but more importantly, if she’s going to imply being so in love with her rival, at least get a little Vanessa Hudgens egg on her face…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

28

Aug

Some Tits in Vogue Italia Because they are Pornographers of the Day


I would never consider tits porn, but a lot of advertisers in America like to think it is porn, that’s why exhibitionists everywhere are protesting the nipple, or the fact that the nipple is seen as a bad thing…they have charities, women breast feeding, a whole bunch of bullshit..all based on nipple which I like…

But I prefer calling out a fashion magazine for being pornographers, because Larry Flynt got shot and paralyzed for the freedom to post tits…

Here are the models

Stella Tennant, Audrey Marnay, Inès de La Fressange, Saskia de Brauw, Mélanie Thierry, Othilia Simon, Anais Pouliot, Golshifteh Farahani, Mariacarla Boscono, Nine D’Urso, Stella Roversi, Guinevere Van Seenus, Malgosia Bela, Suzanne Lindon, Jean Campbell, Caterina Ravaglia, Marie Piovesan, Ondria Hardin

In conclusion, Vogue Italia is Euro, and in Europe topless is considered wearing a shirt…so who cares…tits are just tits…I can’t come to them, but I can come on them

Posted in:Models

2014

28

Aug

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Some Immigrant Bootleg GQ of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter….who somehow got sold off to the fashion industry as the bootleg Adriana Lima, you know the replacement because Adriana Lima is old as fuck…

She’s done Victoria’s Secret, so she’s major enough, but now she’s doing some immigrant bootleg GQ, that’s not the actual GQ, but a licensed version of GQ, based in Mexico…unlike the Mexican Coca Cola, and the Mexican Taco, the Mexican GQ is not better than the regular GQ…

I’ve talked to Portuguese people who have never heard of her, so she’s not a big deal there, but from my experience, the Portuguese are pretty basic sardine eating, soccer watching, simpletons who probably thing it’s still 1954.

In conclusion, being a bikini model, even for a bootleg magaizne is more interesting than being a fisherman.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

28

Aug

Lizzy Caplan in her Panties for Rolling Stone of the Day

I don’t know who Lizzy Caplan is, but I know she’s not hot, but still famous enough to get in Rolling Stone, not that that really means anything, but it’s more famous than me, because I’ve never been in Rolling Stone, if anything the only thing I will ever hear from Rolling Stone is a possible takedown notice for posting this pic of this whatever chick…bastards…with their bad panty pics…

In Conclusion, I like seeing girls in their underwear, even when they are girls I don’t care to see in their underwear.

Posted in:Lizzy Caplan

2014

28

Aug

Hipster Bikini Shoot of the Day

The photographer’s name is < a href="http://instagram.com/alinalakitsch" target="_blank"> Alina Kitsch .

The model is probably not a real model, but a self shot girl looking for instagram pics – and that is amazing…because you don’t have to be a signed model to get in front of the camera, and you don’t have to be a signed model to get naked in front of the camera, and it’s better when you aren’t because you’re more affordable…

In conclusion, I have a hipster instagram model fetish…especially when they are half naked and I can see their hipster bush…which we can’t here, but good enough.

Posted in:Fashion

2014

28

Aug

Lara Bingle Topless Beach of the Day

Lara Bingle is topless on the beach, because that’s her tits, are all she’s got going for her, so she might as well show them off in a situation where she can, all thanks to being located in Europe.

I don’t even know who or what Lara Bingle is…but I’m still looking, because topless girls on the beach are all worth looking at, and even photographing, because tits are magical…

In conclsion, topless girls on the beach, no matter how jankity, are worth staring at…intensely, until they get uncomfortable…even if they are worthless and that’s a fact.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lara Bingle|NSFW