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2014

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

We’ve got a crazy person commenting on instagram…making me realize that I should get on the Christian radar as being anti-Christian, it is good for traffic, those people are serious about that shit, and will send hoards of people my way…buying DrunkenStepfather shirts to burn….

That said, it’s the weekend, Thanksgiving is Over. Next stop Christmas parties…which is convenient…because I like free booze…now if only I could find my penis, I got tinder girls I should be fucking…

Here are some stepLINKS…


The Best Farts Captured on TV
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Cat Dressed Like a Pilgrim
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Black Friday /Thanksgiving Hero….
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Sketchy Black Friday Deals
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Star Wars Trailer
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Best Part of Star Wars
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Artist Who Draws What’s Going on in Guantanamo Bay
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Liz Hurley Cleavage
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Michelle Lewin in a Thong
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Black Friday Walmart Fight
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Babes in Beanies
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Josephine Skriver is Hot
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Katy Perry in a Mesh Dress
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing…
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Slut of the Day
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Madonna’s New Song Leak
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Nina Agdal Thong GIF
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Lily Allen Performing Like She’s 16
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Airplane Secrets They Don’t Want You To Know…
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Genesis Rodriguez
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Twins Asking for 3 Somes Prank
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Stella Maxwell for Victoria’s Secret
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59 Siri Fails….
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Talking Treadmill Prank
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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret…
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How the Homless Celebrate Thanksgiving
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Blowing Cash Prank
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Bridget Malcolm for Victoria’s Secret…
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All of Nicolas Cage Freak Out Scenes…
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Girl with MS Runs…
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Mel B – Huge Tits
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What’s on Netflix in December?
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Keke Lindgard in Lingerie
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Neil Gaiman reads Bad Gaiman…
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Black Friday Madness
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Hot Girl Makes a Sandwich
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Little Miss Sunshine Wrote a Song
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GET UP ON THIS STUNNER OF THE MONTH CLUB BABY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Big Tits Do the Splits..
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Thanksgiving Porn
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Mom Teaches Daughter How to be a Massive Slut…WTF
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Big Titties!
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Girl and Her Insanely Huge Boobs
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Chelsea Handler Tits
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Girl VS Pizza Man
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Nude Pics of Kayden Kross I Made Happen
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Dude Catches His Friend’s Wife Cheating
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Robin Thicke’s 19 Year Old Tits
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Nadeea Volianova’s Nip Slip
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A Girl and Her Hitachi
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

28

Nov

stepGIRLS for Stunner of the Month Club by TheHeadHuntr of the Day

STUNNER OF THE MONTH is a subscription based sunglasses company, that basically sends you sunglasses every month, because if you drink as much as I do, you can never have enough sunglasses….

They sent us some glasses, so we decided to do a post-thanksgiving, pre-Christmas, take a stepgirl out into the streets with @TheHeadHuntr and have her be hot as fuck in front of Christmas decorations, on this Black Friday, to get you in the Holiday Spirit, like I’ve been getting myself into, by listening to Christmas music and crashing Christmas parties, since it is the most wonderful time of the fucking year…

That said, STUNNER OF THE MONTH are offering a deal for anyone who signs up….so sign up….


Promo Code: STEPDAD
Offer: $2 off first month when they sign up for monthly subscription service

And if you’re not into that…Here are some pics of the amazing @Macbud one of the key @step_GIRLS by our friend @TheHeadHuntr in some Stunner of the Month sunglasses.

Sign Up for Monthly Sunglasses CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

28

Nov

Nina Agdal and Other Danish Models Naked in 100 Great Danes of the Day

Photograpehr Bjarke Johansen captured a topless Nina Agdal in this feature called 100 Great Danes, which is far more interesting than the Great Danes you’d find in your local dog park, not because of her possible handicapped Downs Syndrome face, but because of her amazing as fuck body, unless of course you are more into Great Danes you find in the dog park, because they don’t say no to you, like every girl in your life, you dog fucking weirdo…

Other models, who are also Danish, and probably better models, include – Solveig Mork Hansen, Josephine Skriver, Mathilde Goehler & Frederikke Winther

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

28

Nov

Megan Fox Working it for the Leggings of the Day

Megan Fox put on a little grocery store fashion show….with leggings jacked up her ass…because she knows she was once the hottest thing with no talent in Hollywood, before being locked down from David from 90210 who she either has by the balls, or who has her by the balls, because they’ve been on forever, and now they have a bunch of babies, and no career between the two of them, as these things happen…but they are rich, and the paparazzi still care, plastic surgery face or not, she’s still worth looking at, when staring at her ass…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Megan Fox

2014

28

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Rapes Your Ears of the Day

So Vanessa Hudgens won’t let the paparazzi capture pictures of her face when she leaves the gym, or YOGA, but she will let them take pics of her ass in spandex, and she will leak nude pics of her 5 O’clock shadow pussy that is beautifully hairy for someone like me who likes bush, and she will post pictures of her raping our ears with song…even though you can’t rape the willing…but I feel like I could prove that you can, if I really tried…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

28

Nov

Urban Outfitters Swim Campaign of the Day

I hate promoting brands who don’t pay me – because they are billionaires and don’t need more publicity…but I can’t help myself when I see girls in bikinis…even if the pictures are shit…because girls in bikinis are amazing…even when the pictures are shit…because they are in bikinis…I mean I even like fat chicks in bikinis…I think it has something to do with being from Canada and never really seeing girls in bikinis except on the interent…or maybe it has something to do with having testicles and liking half naked girls…I feel like this is not something that needs further investigation.

Posted in:Swim

2014

28

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Big Tits for Thanksgivng of the Day

Her name is Aubrey O’Day. For a minute she fucked black dudes like Diddy. He owned her music career, it only made sense, and it allowed her to eat everything in site, to balance out her big tits, with a big ass to match…it was a marketing strategy that didn’t really stick, so she went back to white dudes, got back in shape, but thanks to breast implants, still has fake tits, and more confidence than before, now that she is fit, and even more willing to show off, even though she still showed off when she was fat…

Doesn’t matter, because a fit Aubrey O’Day, is still garbage, but better than before, reminding everyone that when you are shit, lose weight, and you’ll be less offensive shit…

Here’s her post thanksgiving self-shot smut…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

28

Nov

Shia LaBeouf’s One Hour Long Silent Interview of the Day

Shia LaBeouf is interesting. People talk about him, I don’t hate him, especially not after things like this 1 hour long silent interview, that over 200,000 people have watched, because it’s genius, hilarious, and fucking with the system, and I am all for people fucking with the system, becoming their own brand of crazy, instead of conforming and sucking the media’s dick. This is as punk rock as a spoiled rich celebrity can get, so take it in. The world is a weird place…maybe there is still hope for us….even if turning to Shia LaBeouf for hope in and of itself seems like we are doomed…thank god.

Posted in:Shia LaBeouf

2014

28

Nov

Daiana Finizio for Marco Michieletto of the Day

I don’t know who this Daiana Finizio is…

I just know that she had her picture taken by Marco Michieletto

I don’t know who Marco Michieletto is.

I just know he took pictures of Daiana Finizio

Fascinating…

Posted in:Daiana Finizio