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2016

26

Jul

New York Park Bench Star and Other Videos of the Day

Terrifyuing Truck Accident…

This is What Happens When You Cheat on your Husband in China

Classy Topless Chick Fight

Kit Hit by Car – Hard

Classy Rochester New York

Bull VS Person…in Mexico

Tiger VS Woman in China who Gets Out of Car in a Nature Reserve like an Idiot

Rio Training for Terrorist Attack

Man Tried to Kill a Guy Getting Dialysis in ALbania – Ends Up Killing Two Other Women

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2016

26

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I watched the DNC which was far more boring than the RNC – but the RNC wasn’t exciting in a fun – these guys get down kind of way – but in a these idiots are hicks with a totally delusional vision of the country and world – like backwoods inbreds who fuck their sisters – wearing suits like they were going to church – acting like they don’t fuck their sister – because they are the preacher and have an image to upheld in the lies they perpetuate….then there’s Trump, the grossest out for himself asshole narcissist who fucks people over…pretending that he can save the world like a fucking hero…who has been coddled his entire life and probably couldn’t even book his own hotel room…seriously…

I’m Canadian, but still appreciate the ridiculousness…but I am a pervert first…and all I keep thinking about is …when will we see Hillary’s vagina for proof that she’s the first woman president…her pussy is the Obama Birth Certificate of this campaign..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…while I reflect on not having sexted enough the last 24 hours….it’s my only joy and human experience in this oppressive, politically correct, no fun world filled with censorship to appease the uptight whiners and the ad agencies..

A Bunch of Fan Girls on the Tail End of Comic Con
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Margot Robbie for you Perverts
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Slutty Genevieve Morton and Her Busty Nipples
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Lohan’s Boyfriend Moves Out
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Trainspotting 2 – the Trailer
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Adam Savage Undercover at Comic Con
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People Transporting Weird Shit on Motorcycle
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They are redoing Blair Witch Project – are you fucking kdiding me
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24 Hours Le Mans
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2016

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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My failed joke – that isn’t really a joke because it happened to me – in the depths of excitement of my life that involves never leaving my house and avoiding social media because people promoting brands for free like it’s cool is fucking killing me….was…

When sexting “i came fast” autocorrects to “I came fast food” fat girls get extra excited

Here are some stepLINKS….


Thigh Gaps
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Selena Gomez is Crazy – Talking Shit – About Herself…Supporting Taylor Swift…I Guess…because Swift is a Cunt…If You’re a Smart Popstar – You Let her Drown.
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Some Young Young named Peyton List and Her Slutty Conservative Shoot
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Brie Larson is Not Hot
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Britney Spears – Ass Video
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Jennifer Aniston – Talks to the Youth
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Brie Larson – Busted Face – Hard Nipple
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Prince Bought Purple Rain Home Before he Died
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CAlvin Harris and Kim Kardashian Unite
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Crazy Russian Rooftopper
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Big Tits Eat a Cupcake
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Lea Michele Found Tits – and a New Face
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Bitches by the Pool
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Ashely Tisdale Ass in Jeans…
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Suicide Squad Trailer with Soundtrack Remix
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Backyard Robot…
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Comendian VS 400 Hecklers
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Girls in Tight Dresses – Losing Oxygen to their Non Existent Brains – Dying – And Being more CLICK HERE

Adriana Lima Legs….
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Katy Perry Olymics Song – Get Ready To Hear It For 16 Days
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Crazy Boxing Speed
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Karma – Girl VS Dog
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Ashley Benson Skinny Legs
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China’s Good Will Hunting – Delivery Man Genius
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Rita Ora – No Bra Titty in a Hoodie
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Jaden Smith’s GIRLFRIEND is Hot
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Old as Fuck Christie Brinkley
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Melissa Benoist Not in her Nude Pics
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Demi Lovato’s Fat Ass on a Bench
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South Park’s 20th Anniversary Ad
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Rental Truck Crash….
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Vanessa Hudgens Out for the Paparazzi in a Onesie
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Terrifying Music Impressions by Celine Dion
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Lucy Hale Walking
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Margot Robbie
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Instagram Gave Taylor Swift Special Edit / Moderation Tools..Because they are Whores to Celebs
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Martha Hunt Holding a Bra
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Wonder WOman – The Trailer Nerds Have Masturabted To 12 Million Times
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Real Life Tarazan
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Olivia Holt Fuck me Boots
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Margot Robbie Talks some Bullshit that Doens’t Matter about Sexism
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Amber Heard – Fuckign Elon Musk – Probably
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Huge Tits
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Accidental Porn Puke –
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Random Couple with Yellow Hair Blowjob
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Skinny Girl VS Sex Toy
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Some Chick Named Valory Irene and Her Massive Tits
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Some Naked Hot Chick
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Suicide Jump Over Movie Tickets
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Titties on the Water Slide
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Couple Arrested for Sex in Front of their Kids
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

25

Jul

Britney Spears and her Shitty Taste in Music Workout of the Day

So Britney Spears is working out in her home gym, staying fit to keep on making money to support her family and staff by dancing around like a monkey on stage singing shitty songs people are emotionally attached to – while listening to shitty songs that created social media hookers like Em Rat Cow thanks to her big tits..

While Lohan, a exploited, broken, crazy dancing monkey in her own right, but not managed as tight as the even crazier Britney Spears…back in the head shaving years – but still pretty fucking crazy is on her balcony putting on a show about being pregnant and choked out by her Russian billionaire…who was out partying when she was at home trying not to have a miscarriage with that knitting needle…

She’s a wreck – but Britney Spears gives us hope of a mid 30s mom ass in leggings working out not needing to be a bad thing – but more importantly – that your kid can be an earner forever.

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2016

25

Jul

Topless Jennifer Aniston Butt Shot of the Day

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Watching a 50 year old, barren Jennifer Aniston in a skimpy bikini bottom is almost depressing, because I know that ass is all she’s got to show for her holding out on having kids and when all her friends are fulfilled women – who have babies to love and nurture – she’s out tanning with her ass in the air…..like she’s on a permanent vacation thanks to all her money – while her poorer gold digging man caters to her requests – because not having kids is fucking awesome. Seriously…

How many 50 year olds are still worth fucking…not many…and this one, despite how sad she may be about it, thanks to being a spoiled cunt who gets everything she wants, except babies, because dudes either fear her or she’s to vain to fuck up her life…even though childbirth is so fucking narcissist…trying to understand it is futile…there’s no understanding a super zoom of a paparazzi camera on her ass…it’s just there and it’s worth looking at…and that’s more than most moms at 50 can say…so despite her sadness – this is winning.

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2016

25

Jul

Hilary Duff Corn Eater of the Day

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The best meme of the weekend and a reminder than I can’t keep up with the internet – because people in all different timezones are online all day and they are following celebs on social media and they have access to the same paparazzi pics I do…making me pretty fucking obsolete, but the good news is that I already knew it…was well aware as I was sitting in my basement apartment, mold filled palace built of internet money that allows me to coast these golden years …

So someone took her funny tweet and posted it over the picture in question – and it was simple, elegant and made it real…it tied it all together like a masterful dance my use of the internet just couldn’t pull off because I don’t think in terms of social media – I hate social media hence why I am on a sinking shit…but at least I’m here to write captivating commentary on Hilary Duff Sucking Corn, it’s a wholesome midwestern fetish, but dudes love all phallus based mouth on dick like things…and Hilary Duff in and of herself is a fetish of her own to her fans…so here it is.

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2016

25

Jul

Dioni Tabbers Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Dioni Tabbersis a 25 year old Dutch model isn’t bringing her TULIPS out and by tulips I mean tits…dutch tits…not her pussy lips which would be more interesting…nothing like a bad gardening joke from a Mexican garderner to get this post started…because I am a self hating Mexican gardener..with a small penis…

She’s been at this modeling thing for a while, she’s done topless shoots over the last 5 or 6 years and despite looking like a low level instagram model, SHE’S LEGIT…

ALL this shit, all these girls, start to spill into each other like one great orgy cum dripping out of one cunt into the other – an orgy we aren’t invited to…

She’s only got 13,000 followers on instagram – FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM – her tits are too good to not follow her on instagram – get her that taste of people caring – before ripping it away and forcing her to get more naked – if she doesn’t feel that direct correlation of naked to followers – she won’t get naked as much as she should…so help her see the light…

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2016

25

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is on the aggressive hustle…I am not sure if it’s so much a sugar daddy hustle, I’m pretty sure she’s a rich kid from FLorida which is a wonderful place to be a rich kid, since they still retain the trashiness of Florida, just with white trash new money attitude…

I would assume she’s trying to find famous people to “date” or have her picture taken with after they fuck her – to get some press….

She used her big tits to get out there…but she pulled the trigger too soon on TV…making her the forgettable tits, rather than getting herself more titty famous before doing TV so perverts had more of an emotional connection to her tits…and now she’s here forced to flash panties to the paparzzi she called – because she needs the press…

It’s almost a sad story, but not really, it’d be way more sad if she settled with a rich guy and her demise wasn’t documented, her tits being pulled out not documented, we like her tits, and like to see them come out more and more as she struggles to figure out how to maintain that fame…instagram followers is not enough dammit.

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2016

25

Jul

Rihanna Nude on her Merch of the Day

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Rihanna’s merch for her upcoming show is her naked.

This means that Rihanna fans will be walking around with Rihanna tits on their chests…

Which brings the important question of who actually listens to Rihanna or buys her bullshit merch..

I am sure there are a lot of 35 year old women who were into her first album and who go to her concerts for fun in their miserable lives….you know the girls were were 15 when Rihanna first hit….

But I’d think the people buying merch are actually 13 or 14 year old kids using their parent’s money, because no one would buy this shit with their own money….

So elementary and middle schools everywhere will be littered with Rihanna tits..and that’s a pretty good troll…or I guess “marketing”….if marketing involved 13 or 14 year old girls recreating this shit with their iphones – to get dudes like you arrested…for liking it – when you shouldn’t – they are 14 you freak…

I am not against nudity on shirts, in life, so I think it’s godo to see Rihanna bring it….but it’d be better if she had better tits…

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2016

25

Jul

Iggy Azalea Shows Off Weird Ass of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is bullshit, but not as bullshit as her ass, an ass she’s posted to her social media to get that male attention she craves, otherwise she’d never have got the ass implants in the first place to milk to every black guy she could – especially those in the music industry who could help her get out there with her shitty rapping – before settling with pro athletes who I guess are rich and a better way to spend getting fucked from behind…

She’s some fucking clown, but instead of a red nose and floppy shoes, she went with the ass…and she’s committed to it…like she’s committed to all the other lies about her. I’m not a fan of anything she’s done, ever. Just garbage but I’ll post her shameless butt shots because I bottom feed.

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2016

25

Jul

Ariel Winter’s Ambitious Outfit of the Day

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Ariel Winter is pretty bold in her outfit choices. She just puts it out there – which makes sense since her existence, privacy and life has been robbed of her…as has her childhood and I’m sure there are a lot of fucked up stories like she was a new generation of Lohan..with parents on her ass telling her not to fucking ruin it….who had her under their control…and the day she turned 18…she existed, her reduced tits sloppy and dangling everywhere she went – in some kind of protest her creepy fans who have watched her grow up masturbate to…

I am not a fan, but today…she looks less fat than she did last week…I guess she’s still a growing girl who theoretically can get her metabolism going with a bit of fitness…for now she’s ok, just a little on the heavy side by it’s at 30 you’ll want her to cover the fuck up…because she’ll be 400 fucking pounds…

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2016

25

Jul

Selena Gomez in Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez is in a bikini….sucking on a popsicle…like a little slut form her Springbreaker movie that she produced under a fake name….like she was Taylor Swift writing shitty dance songs for Rihanna and her boyfriend of the minute Calvin Harris…because Selena Gomez at the time was committed to her vanilla image and is now following her idols Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift and embracing the slut….the edginess…that makes the idiot youth think she’s more legit than she actually is…when we all know she’s just a well trained puppet.

I guess what it comes down to is that this really looks like every kid I’ve seen dying off his chemotherapy treatments she was so quick to say she was getting – while partying everyday – to get the sympathy vote and that was the day I decided that Selena Gomez is fucking dog shit, garbage, manipulative and even her bikini pics are garbage…bieber fucking garbage…

But people still want to fuck her, I mean you don’t have to think about all that is wrong ith her when sitting in her penthouse hotel room in a squat pissing on her assistants face while you watch…or whatever it is the kids are into these days…I just know they are the fucking worst.

Here she is in some magazine

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2016

25

Jul

Maitland Ward Body Painted Pussy of the Day

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Maitland Ward and I are very good friends. She emails me everytime I rip into her for a story a reader sent in about her offering to have anal sex with him for very little money – because her and her husband are broke swingers and that’s what they do….

My response to her emails are always “send me pussy pics”….or “let’s make a sex tape”…not that I am convinced anyone would watch her sex tape, she’s not that famous and at 39 years old, after a year or two of pushing as hard as she can to get famous, and is still not famous….resorting to offering sex on snapchat that SHE denies, obviously…..saying the screenshots are fake….and that I took down because I am a nice guy – but still talk about because you can’t silence me….

Well, I guess since it is Comic Con, not that she was at Comic Con, but she took pics of herself like she was, in Cosplay costumes – for her fans that fucking love it..

And I just love that her pussy is fully hanging out, you know body painted done right…in the thinnest coat of paint ever…with pussy fully hanging out…

It’s weird, but great….in a terrible fucking way….Keep up the good work, she’s making me a believer…I am just not sure what I’m believing in…seriously – what the fuck is this..


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2016

25

Jul

Emma Roberts holding Predator’s Hand of the Day

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It’s Comic Con so all the nerds have been masturbating to nerd shit that comic con brings out….

Like girls, often times hot girls who realize nerds are an easy market to get into – all they have to do is play video games or dress up in characters from their favorite bullshit…

Or – The WONDER WOMAN TRAILER….12 million fucking views….really…..

Or – Brie Larson playing captain Marvel ,because when you win an Oscar for some indy role, you have to do comic book movies – they are the only movies happening these days…which I find unfortunate…but NERDS FUCKING LOVE>…

So Cosplay, weirdos, creepy people into cosplay and celebrities milking the shit out of these people, because these people actually fucking pay to go to movies, because something went wrong in their lives or childhood forcing them to become fanatic. You know so absorbed in the characters, the lifestyle, yet so alone in their social awkwardness

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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2016

25

Jul

Lea Michele New Tits and Face of the Day

I used to like making fun of Lea Michele for being a man who dressed like a girl – thanks to her hard manly face and her voice of an angel. I figured if she was born with a penis – they’d only be able to sell her to the entertainment industry and as long as she was clean shaved – no one would have to know….

Then I liked making fun of her for her fake relationship with her gay heroin addict co-star who died of a heroin overdose – because I know how these shows pander to retard children who buy into their show, buy the merch of their shows, buy the boxset or the I-Tunes Series – making the producers money – and it’s all through manipulation…

So for years since his death my joke, which got repetetive since I am not creative and it was repetitive was “Here’s Lea Michele not crying for her dead fiance”…you know since she’d be devastated if he was her actual fiance, and she was a vapid twat who just wants more money and fame….

Well….now…we can focus on her plastic surgery that has clearly turned her into a girl…I won’t say she’s hot…I can’t bring myself to do that…but I will say that modern science, facial injections can really help a tranny commit to their womanly dreams…


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